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We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem. I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath.
K: It must be uncomfortable sitting on a skull.
A: ...Okay. Who the hell sleeps in a coffin. Seriously.
K: Abby from NCIS does. :P
G: Well, I guess we know where the black box of TWA flight 800 is…
I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. So did Drako and Vampire.
“Are you okay?” Vampir asked potting his albastard hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it.
K: Albastard, now that’s clever.
A: ...Heh, bastard.
“Yah I guess.” I said sadly. Drako also pot his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. “The problem is……………………….I have to seduce Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak in time”
A: ...Oh fuck no. Not this timey wimey love affair. Can I get some pot over here?
G: Wow Ebony, you’re sad about it. What about the 3000 other times you bent over for cock?
Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him.
K: Cry sadly? You serious? Redundant.
G: Redundant is an overstatement of the whole story.
K: Touche, Salesman.
“Itz okay Eboby.” he said finally. “But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?”
A: ...Hit the friggin' gas! I hope they wreck.
G: Ebony doesn’t need to worry about breaks unless she’s in a Toyota.
A: ...I'm actually hoping it's a Pinto.
“Of coarse not!” I gasped.
K: I’m just going to Seduce the Dark Lord…I’m sure if he loves me he won’t mind me going back to my boyfriend…
“Really?” he asked.
“Sure.” I said.
We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly.
Then………… I took off Draco’s MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).
K: I lost it at 'Hung like a Stallone'.
A: ...You know he was a porn star right? Clever, Ms. Gillesbie. Clever.
G: Now the question is what is he gonna fap to, her or Draco?
K: Well, seeing as Draco is the far more attractive one…
I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.
K: WHOOOOOO~!
We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.
K:
A: ...Spock. LOLWUT.
G: This needs more Sulu and a YES CAPTAINNNNNN.
“I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u.” he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly…………………………
A: Suddenly, ellipses! Hundreds of them!
“WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!”
It was………………………….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111
K: You’d think they’d be used to it by now.
A: ...Oh god do I wish this was an urban legend.
G: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
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