MI Chapter 30: Make Your Own Damn Witty Title For Once.

Chapter 30.

AN: stop flaming da story ok u dnot no wutz even gona happen ok!1111 so FUL U!111 if u flam u wil be a prep so al flamerz kan kiss muh ass!111 soz 4 soz 4 sayin alzhimers is dongerous but datz da mysteries opinin koz sosiety basically sux. fangz 2 raven u rok bich!111

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“No!11” we screamed sadly. Snap stated loafing meanly. He took out a kamera anvilly. Then…………………… he came tords Darko!1! He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Draco and nit a candle.

K: What does have, like extra hands? How is he holding all this stuff and doing everything?

A: ...It's magically Anvilicious. 

G: So, he is bread?

“What the fuck r u doing!” I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!

K: Maker’s Breath, it IS a Dork Mark.

A: ...Wait, wasn't Snoop Dogg banned for life from the UK?

G: I guess not. 

He waved his wand and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me.

K: In the words to the interweb…DO IT FAGGOT.

“U must stab Vrompire.” he said to me. “If u don’t then I’ll rap Draco!1”

K: Yo, this goes out to my boy, The Funkmaster MC D-Rizzle…

“No you fucking bastrad!1” I yielded.

But den Draco looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Draco and Dumblydore came and the tame where Draco almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so sportive.

K: That pun made no sense. And I generally “get” her shitty puns.

A: Well, Satanists, according to Enoby's twisted reality, hate crosses. And the pentagram isn't even a Satanist symbol.
Also. HOW DARE SHE DISRESPECT KURT COBAIN.

G: “I thought of da time when we screwed” Aww, the whore wants cock.

Snipe laughed angrily. He started to prey to Volxemort. He started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stokes whipping Draco and Vampire. Suddenly an idea I had. I clozd my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Drako and Vampire so they would destruct Snape.

K: Volxemort, I am assuming, is the Incan god of Crap Fanfiction.
A: Pathetic is right.
Sniping's a good job, ain't it?

G: Fag 1 and Fag 2 might self-destruct it seems.

“Dumbeldork will get u!” Draco shooted.

K: I still don’t know if this is intentional or not.

A: I wonder how good his marksmanship is.

“Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out!11” Vampire yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand.

K: Sorry, you’re just a talking dog shy of having him -not- get away with it.

G: I fucking called it she’s a dickgirl… oh wait its just a wand.
“You ridiculus dondderhed!111” Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico’s clothes. Just as he was about to rape him…………………….

“Crosio!” I shited pointing my wound. Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Serious. I stopped doing crucio.

K: When did this become some creepy Scheisser fic?

A: ...Text messages in Harry Potter. What.

“You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-” shooted Snape but suddenly Serverus came.

K: Oh SNAP! Evil twin all along?!

Snake put the whip behind his bak. “Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching them sumthing.” he lied. But suddenly Lusian and Profesor Trevolry came in2 da room and they and Serious unlocked the chains and put dem around Snap. Then Profesor Trevolry said ‘Come on Ebony let’s go.”

K: Eheheheheheheheheheheh. “Teaching.” Uh-Huh.

G: Snake…. Snake. SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!