MI Review 31: A Very Unexpected Cameo

Chapter 31.

AN: I sed shut da fok up u quiephs!111 stop kalin ebony a mary su ok u dnot even no wutz gong 2 happen ok so fuk u!1111 fangz 2 muh bff raven 4 di help!1111

K:…Queefs? O___o;;
 
A: ...[gong sound]
  G: Wut…

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“I always knew u were on Voldemort’s side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox!111).” Serious said 2 Snape.

K: “bufy rox!111”, Where did that come from?

A: ...Oy vey.

“No I’m not I was teaching them somefing!1” Snap clamed.

“Oh fucking yeah?” I took some blak Volremortserum out of my poket and gave it to Serverus. He made Snap dirnk it. He did arngrily. Then Luscious took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snap. Then Proffesor Sinister and Lucian made us get out wif them while Snape told his secretes. Lucian took Vampure and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a millon times. Profesor Trevolry took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce Volxemort. Moving posters of MCR and Nrivana were all over. Hermoine, Darkness and Willow came too. B’loody Mary gave me a blak bag from Tom Rid’s store.

K: Seriously, the Dark Lord seems to know how to branch out. His own drink? Classy.

A: ...Wait, what? Luscious? Y'know, that sounds like a porn star name. Luscious Malfoy. And for another thing where the hell'd he get a tape recorder?

G: If their plan works, Voldemort might kill himself as soon as he see’s her.

“Whatz in da bag?” I asked Profesor Trevolry.

G: DAT BAG.

“U will c.” she said. I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress. It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick.

K: ‘Low-smut’ indeed.
And hey! My shtick was the lipshtick!

A: Oy oy, ya nebbish. It's my shtick. And this fanfic is a load of schlock.

“You look fucking kawaii, bitch.” B’loody Mary said.

“Fangs.” I said.

K: Wayii. -Facepalms-

A: ...Oh god not this weeaboo shit.

G: *RAGES*
“Ok now you’re going to go back in tim.” said Proffesor Sinister. “U will have to do it in a few sessionz.” She gave me a blak gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Evill. Then she gave me a black time-tuner. “After an hour use da time torner to go back here.” Proffesor Trevolry said. Then she and B’loody Mary put a Pensive in front of me.
Every1 went in front of it.

K: I betcha she’s only seen the movies. I doubt the games could keep her attention long enough. >__>
And why is she going into the Pensieve, if she’s using the Time-Turner? Wouldn’t that alone suffice?

A: TIME TRAVEL DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.
AND WHY THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE A FUCKIN' GUN!?

G: …SRSLY.

“Good luk!1” Everryone shooted. Darkess and Willow gave me deth’s touch sin. Then……….. I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive.





K: Have fun stormin' da castle!

Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111

K:………………Whut.
WHUT?!

A: ...Why is Tom Bombodil here? And he's a guy with a huge Dumbledore-like beard.